Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Announcing the New FrumSatire Blog Blog

So Hillel comes up to me one day and says "Michael Wiseass", you are on a blog. He shows me the page and sure enough there are two posts from a year ago, one of which is directed towards me and calls me a towel.

There is only one person I know who would be brazen enough to go on the internet and call people towels. I track that bitch down and inform him that he is cybersquatting on a potential goldmine and that if the Frumsatire guy ever wants to make a blog, he would need to buy our blogspot domain. Friend informs me that Frumsatire guy already has a blog so I decide to dedicate this blog to expressing my opinions of the opinions already on Frumsatire. In other words, it is a meta blog.

I anticipate talking about other things, including jokes I thought of. I hope to enter them in the 2011 Tehran Anti Semetic Joke Competition and take home the first prize.

My friend used his real email address, so I have to submit all content through him, which leaves it open to distortion.



Michael Wiseass is a towel.

Heshy Fried, the towel, at the mikvah.

One towel to rule them all,
One towel to grind them.
One towel to wipe them all,
And in the bathroom, dry them.