Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Announcing the New FrumSatire Blog Blog

So Hillel comes up to me one day and says "Michael Wiseass", you are on a blog. He shows me the page and sure enough there are two posts from a year ago, one of which is directed towards me and calls me a towel.

There is only one person I know who would be brazen enough to go on the internet and call people towels. I track that bitch down and inform him that he is cybersquatting on a potential goldmine and that if the Frumsatire guy ever wants to make a blog, he would need to buy our blogspot domain. Friend informs me that Frumsatire guy already has a blog so I decide to dedicate this blog to expressing my opinions of the opinions already on Frumsatire. In other words, it is a meta blog.

I anticipate talking about other things, including jokes I thought of. I hope to enter them in the 2011 Tehran Anti Semetic Joke Competition and take home the first prize.

My friend used his real email address, so I have to submit all content through him, which leaves it open to distortion.



Michael Wiseass is a towel.

Heshy Fried, the towel, at the mikvah.

One towel to rule them all,
One towel to grind them.
One towel to wipe them all,
And in the bathroom, dry them.

Sunday, March 28, 2010